1 The Sweetest Things in Life Go Down the Drain
2 Sex Is Better (The Sexual Revolution Song)
3 There Is Nothing Like a Lox (Smoked Salmon, Nova Scotia)
4 These Are My Short Songs
5 Gimme a Cause (Give Me a Reason)
6 How Deep Is a Birdbath (How Much Do I Love You)
7 Sufriendo
8 These Are My Sexy Songs
9 Mononucleosis Is the Kissing Disease Virus
10 Sam You Made the Pants Too Long (Hong Kong, China Version)
11 When You Walk Through the Bronx, Hold Your Head Up High
12 The Large Dark Ardvark Song (There is a Laarge Daark Aardvark in the Park)
13 I Was Never a Nazi (And Never Knew Adolf Hitler)