Lyrics Bender - Andre Legacy

Jesus Christ, I'm here to die and bleed on the mike
Get crucified and come back to life.
Hallelujah, how you doin? now that your girlfriend
Want to screw me. oo wee i got the goods.
I roll with rich girls to score in the hood.
The folklore true ten inch vegetable,
The sex is incredible. So who want a date with Andre?
Pick you up late in my '88 hyundai.
Tell your mom that her daughter's the bomb,
Bring her home tomorrow with tracks on her arm.
Sick F**k in the ice cream truck,
Getting my big stick licked by the little sluts.
Sex Offender, dont question my gender, i'm on a bender.

Chrous: I'm on a bender, thats right i'm on a bender,
I'm on a bender dont ask me no questions,
I wont remember. I'm on a bender,
Thats right i'm on a bender,
I'm on a bender, and i'll be gone till next November.

Oh my God, times is trif this aint a hobby its a hard
Knock life. i told my mom she'd see my name in lights.
The trial of the century starts tonight.
Newsflash, the dude is trashy,
Too bad that i'm good at rappin.
I woulda made a great actor,
Or a pornstar i was born hard.
Dick charms from the guitar,
Andre livin like a rockstar.
Blowin lines till i'm lock jawed,
South paul knockin out your grandma.
Sorry y'all but i'm sick, ever since i discovered my
Dick. I been roamin the strip, lookin for a tender to take her on a bender.

I'm on a bender, thats right i'm on a bender,
I'm on a bender dont ask me no questions,
I wont remember. I'm on a bender,
Thats right i'm on a bender,
I'm on a bender, and i'll be gone till next November.

Had a date with Satan, homie kept paging,
I kept flaking. Sold my soul for a hit of crack rock
Dipped in liquid opiate. Oh s**t i'm lit, passed out drunk woke up naked.

Chrous x2