Lyrics What If - Andreas Johnson
If
god
had
long
hair,
and
a
gottie,
And
if
his
eyes
were
pretty
glazed,
And
he
looked
spaced
out
would
you
buy
hhis
story,
Would
yo
believe
he
had
an
eye
infection?
(Course)
And
yeah,
yeah,
god
looks
baked
And
yeah,
yeah,
god
smells
good
And
yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah
What
is
god
smoked?,
Hit
the
bong
like
some
of
us,
Drove
a
tydie
microbus,
and
listens
to
rolling
stones,
If
god
a
place
in
the
beging
and
did
he
grow
any
seeds,
Or
did
he
put
them
there
for
adam
and
eve,
So
theyed
be
hungry
for
the
apple
that
the
snake
was
offerin
(Course)
And
yeah
yeah
god
rolls
great,
And
yeah
yeah
god
smells
good,
And
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah,
What
if
god
smoked?,
Do
you
suppose
he
had
a
bus?
When
he
made
the
platipus,
He
made
it
earth
our
home.
Does
he
like
perljam
or
the
stones?
And
do
you
think
he
rolls
his
own,
Up
there
in
heavin
on
the
throne?
And
when
the
saints
go
marching
home,
Maybe
he
sits
and
smokes
a
bong.
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