Lyrics King Herod's Song - Andrew Lloyd Webber feat. Rik Mayall

Jesus, I am overjoyed to meet you face to face
You've been getting quite a name all around the place
Healing cripples, raising from the dead
And now I understand, you're God
At least that's what you've said

So, you are the Christ, you're the great Jesus Christ
Prove to me that you're divine
Change my water into wine
That's all you need do and I'll know it's all true
Come on, king of the Jews

Jesus, you just won't believe the hit you've made 'round here
You are all we talk about, the wonder of the year
Oh, what a pity if it's all a lie
Still I'm sure that you could rock the cynics if you tried

So, you are the Christ, you're the great Jesus Christ
Prove to me that you're no fool
Walk across my swimming pool
If you do that for me then I'll let you go free
Come on, king of the Jews

I only ask things I'd ask any superstar
What is it that you have got that put you where you are?
I am waiting, yes, I'm a captive fan
I'm dying to be shown that you are not just any man

So, if you're the Christ, yes, the great Jesus Christ
Feed my household with this bread
You can do it on your head or has something gone wrong?
Why do you take so long?
Come on, king of the Jews

Hey, aren't you scared of me, Christ
Mr. Wonderful Christ
You're a joke, you're not the Lord
You're nothing but a fraud
Take him away, he's got nothing to say
Get out, you king of the... come on
Get out, you king of the Jews
Get out, you king of the Jews
Get out of my life