Lyrics So Long - Andrew Lloyd Webber , Carrie Hope Fletcher

Oh dear
Oh dear, oh dear
I thought I might find you here
Tied to a tree, again

Sebastian, if you don′t untie me right now
I will murder you

If you're trying to get me to help you
You′re doing a terrible job

So long, my freaky friend
Bad Cinderella
Who everyone avoids
Like Salmonella

You're a hellion
By the way, your hairdo is alarming

You're a ferret
No one would mistake you for Prince Charming

So I hear
Good day

Oh, god

I′ll be on my way
Goodbye
No, please
I tease

You used to meet me here
You never show up

Now that I′m next in line
I've had to grow up
Now you′re crown prince fancy pants
I never saw that coming

Now of course, Your Majesty
Has lost his taste for slumming
As you say
So long

Ta-ta
I really must go
Then au revoir
Although

How about town square?
What a frenzy there
You made Belleville lose the prize
Nice handiwork
Thank you

Mother's in distress
You′ve caused quite a mess
Works of art can traumatize
People here are all too silly
Can nobody take a joke?

Let's just say that really nearly
You have made the town go broke
Everyone′s a critic

My life's a living hell
With royal duties
Like shaking countless hands
And judging beauties

What a nightmare
Every day such drudgery to spoil it
I get to sweep the chimney
Once I've scrubbed out every toilet

You know, you use humor as a defense mechanism to stop people getting too close to you
Ugh, you know, you use your breath as a defense mechanism to stop people from getting too close to you

Oh

I′d better get home
How is your stepmama?
She lives to goad me
While dreaming of the day
She can unload me

You′d be hard to marry off
To some reptillian villain
So far every local loathsome villain is unwilling

Lucky you
You can hold on for love to take wing
Oh, right
Love's not your thing

Love is just for fools
Idiots and fools
And the criminally insane
Yes, I know your speech
That you love to preach
That you′ve drummed into my brain

Love alone destroyed my father
Mother died and broke his heart
Stepmama found love a bother
So she ripped his heart apart

I think I better go
I've overstayed here
I′ve still got floors to scrub
This scullery maid here

Still I've lovely memories
Of all the times we′ve played here
I must say adieu to you
So long
Toodle-loo

I've no excuse
I've got to vamoose
Cheerio
Ciao ciao
For now

Goodbye, Sebastian
How I′ve missed Cinderella, that′s a total surprise
Not at all what I expected
If I kissed Cinderella, she might blacken my eyes
On this Earth there's no one like her
And I like her