Lyrics Brianstorm - Arctic Monkeys

Brian, top marks for not tryin'
So kind of you to bless us with your effortlessness
We're grateful and so strangely comforted
And I wonder, are you puttin' us under?
'Cause we can't take our eyes
Off the t-shirt and ties combination
Well, see you later, innovator
Some want to kiss, some want to kick you
There's not a net that you couldn't slip through
Or at least that's the impression I get
'Cause you're smooth and you're wet
And she's not aware yet, but she's yours
She'll be sayin', "Use me, show me the jacuzzi"
I imagine that it's there on a plate, your whole rendezvous rate
Means that you'll never be frightened to make 'em wait for a while
I doubt it's your style
Not to get what you set out to acquire
The eyes are on fire
You are the unforecasted storm
(Brian) Calm, collected and commandin'
(Top marks for not tryin') You leave the other story standin'
With your renditions and jokes, bet there's hundreds of blokes
That have wept 'cause you've stolen their thunder
Are you puttin' us under?
'Cause we can't take our eyes
Off the t-shirt and ties combination
Well, see you later, innovator