Lyrics Monster Truck - BYG

Daniel, Michael's here for your sleepover
Please, please, please, play nice

You can touch my lego
You can touch my pokemon cards
You can watch ninjago
Or play with thor of asgard
You can touch my fidget spinners
My dad bought me 18
You can play with anything
But please don't touch my monster truck

You can play my fortnite
I know that you love fortnite
You can touch my bike
Or my kite or my spiderman light
You can put your hand on my slap bass
(Slap bass)
But if you touch my monster truck
I'll stab you in the face
You can touch my pills
That my dad keeps in the bathroom
You can go and smell everything in my sister's bedroom
You touch my tonka truck
I couldn't give a fuck
What's the one thing I said
Don't touch my monster truck

If you touch my monster truck
I'll fuckn bite you on your arm
Then my mumma gonna call your mumma
And say "take your dumbass kid back home"
And i know for a fact
You got no dunkaroos
You got no fruit rollups
In that two bedroom appartment
All you got,
Is a marriage on the rocks
And the feeling that you fucked up
By touching my monster truck

Feeling that you fucked up
By touching my monster truck
Feeling that you fucked up
By touching my monster truck

If you tell anyone at school that i
Cried when you t-t-touched my monster truck
I'll tell everyone at school that you
Got no tv in your house and you shat yourself
(Shat yourself)
My dad could beat up your dad
My dad is john cena
I'm allowed to drink coke
You've got a weird wiener
My mum says that your dad is a cuck
But i don't know that word
But i know another word,
It's monster truck
(Monster truck m-m-m-m-m)
Monster truck
(Monster truck m-m-m-m-m)
Monster truck
(Monster truck m-m-m-m-m)
Monster truck
(Monster truck)
Don't you touch my

I am a little shit
The kind of kid that you'd like to hit
But you cannot, cause hittin' kids is wrong
So you settle for watching me get hit by my mum,
In a (supermarket) crowded supermarket
(A crowded supermarket) a crowded supermarket
You take an opportunity while i'm stuck,
To kick the shit out of my monster truck