Lyrics Universal Cynic - Bad Religion
Catch
a
shooting
star
and
put
it
in
your
pocket
And
your
pants
will
start
on
fire
One
bird
in
the
hand,
or
two
birds
in
the
bush
Neither
do
you
any
good,
when
you're
stuck
in
the
quagmire
Show
everyone
you're
not
sure
that
they're
telling
the
truth
Then
you
can
be
known
as
the
universal
cynic
too
Benefit
your
fellow
man
with
good
deeds
for
the
day
And
you'll
serve
your
life
away
Pennies
saved
today
are
pennies
still
tomorrow
Strewn
upon
the
desk,
piled
up
in
the
paper
weight
Show
everyone
you're
not
sure
that
they're
telling
the
truth
Then
you
can
be
known
as
the
universal
cynic
too
Wipe
your
opaque
eyes
and
restore
your
crystal
vision
Turn
another
cheek
and
exalt
in
your
decision
A
bit
of
exercise
for
the
universal
cynic
in
you
Early
to
bed
and
early
to
rise
Precludes
you
from
seeing
the
most
brilliant
starry
nights
Sticks
and
stones
can
break
bones,
words
can't
really
hurt
Unless
you
carry
guns,
and
are
hungry
for
a
fight
Challenging
the
standards,
or
questioning
the
established
rules
Trying
to
understand
how
they
can
benefit
you
Showing
everyone
you're
not
sure
that
they're
telling
the
truth
Just
a
bit
of
exercise
for
the
universal
cynic
in
you
The
universal
cynic
is
you
1 Hear It
2 Universal Cynic
3 Shades of Truth
4 Markovian Process
5 All Fantastic Images
6 In So Many
7 In So Many Ways
8 The Same Person
9 At the Mercy of Imbeciles
10 Strange Denial
11 Victims of the Revolution
12 Mediocre Minds
13 The Voracious March of Godliness
14 The State of the End of the Millenium Address
15 The State of the End of the Millennium Address
16 Follow the Leader
17 The Dodo
18 The Hippy Killers
19 The Answer (live)
20 Sowing the Seeds of Utopia
21 Tested
22 Raise Your Voice!
23 Dream of Unity
24 No Substance
25 The Biggest Killer In American Histroy
26 The Biggest Killer In American History
27 News From the Front
28 Sowing the Seeds of Utopia
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