Lyrics Never Do Anything - Barenaked Ladies
Wiped
out
down
the
stairs
I′ll
bet
you
there's
a
song
in
there,
I′m
not
sure
I'm
prepared
to
write
it
down.
That
guy
should
be
me
I'd
look
much
better
on
t.v.
Then
the
world
would
see
That
I
can
do
anything.
I
can
be
that
But
soon
you′ll
see
that
I
will
never
do
anything.
Let′s
play
tic-tac-toe
I'll
play
X,
you
can
be
the
O.
Thoughts
of
turning
pro
have
crossed
my
mind.
I
could
make
a
mint
Fill
my
pockets
with
more
than
lint.
I′ll
give
you
a
hint
It
involves
the
"internet".
I
can
be
that
But
soon
you'll
see
that
I
will
never
do
anything.
Don′t
write
me
off
as
an
also
ran.
Just
mark
me
down
as
an
angry
man.
Got
a
big
chip,
you
want
a
fat
lip?
How
'bout
a
mouthful
of
Chiclets?
Life
passed
me
by,
but
it′s
not
my
fault.
I'll
lick
my
wounds,
could
you
pass
the
salt?
I
can
be
that,
but
soon
you'll
see
that
I
will
never
do
anything
If
I
were
the
king
All
my
subjects
would
dance
and
sing
They
could
kiss
my
ring
And
kiss
my
ass
When
I′m
old
and
grey,
I′ll
look
back
on
my
life
and
say
"Give
me
one
more
day,
And
still
I'll
never
do
anything."
I
can
be
that
But
soon
you′ll
see
that
I
will
never
do
anything
I
can
be
that
But
soon
you'll
see
that
I
will
never
do
anything
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