Lyrics Qanon Bible Thump - Bear the Astronot

You see man
Let me put ya up on what it really is
Ya'll just got ya eyes closed
Hallelujah

I'll put ya on
Like a Qanon Bible Thumper
Thats Facts
Like a Qanon Bible Thumper
I'll put ya on
Like a Qanon Bible Thumper
Thats Facts
Like a Qanon Bible Thumper

My life is like monopoly
All I've got is my peace, family, and property
Some see it as weakness
Or neuropathy
I'm happier without your moral endoscopy possibly
I'd rather that you stay off my lawn
With your Armageddons, Psalms, rights and wrongs
Come on
Man you think I don't see the picture
You mix up Kool Aid Fruit Punch and call it magical elixir
Ya'll still drinking the Kool Aid
Simple Punks if I'm a hunch down to your level I'ma drinking Hunch Punch
Moonshine
Sing with the Crickets out in the grass
Save that crap for some other class

I'll put ya on
Like a Qanon Bible Thumper
Thats Facts
Like a Qanon Bible Thumper
I'll put ya on
Like a Qanon Bible Thumper
Thats Facts
Like a Qanon Bible Thumper

The last man that knocked on my door
I welcomed his judgement with a two by four
The last brave soul who came here to preach
Looking up at ya right now
Through the dirt and your feet
He's fertilizer for my wifeys roses
I'm not big on preaching I supposes
Opinions are best kept to yourself
Best leave your bible right there attached your belt
Don't draw on me Cowboy
Cuz I draw Quick
I can be your Huckleberry Jam Biscuit
Bitch
Keyboard Gangsters
Cell Phone Tough Guys
You win a Prize!
Because I pass out black out eyes
Free
So you can drown in your feed
I prefer Truth
Actually it's something I need
It's all fake Liberal Media Slander
The only thing that's the truth is Russian Propaganda suckas

I'll put ya on
Like a Qanon Bible Thumper
Thats Facts
Like a Qanon Bible Thumper I'll put ya on
Like a Qanon Bible Thumper
Thats Facts
Like a Qanon Bible Thumper

Right outside my home
You'll find the bones
Of the last nosey fu...
That wouldn't leave me alone
Right outside my home
You'll find the bones
Of the last nosey fu...
That wouldn't leave me alone