Lyrics Widow Bride - Ben Caplan

My son you have been so unwise
Forgot to ask for my advice
If you wanna have a happy life
Get yourself a widow bride
Get yourself a widow bride
Cause a widow bride has everything
Her husband couldn't take with him
A widow bride knows how to deal
With things you don't know how to teach her to
You don't know how to teach her to
You don't know how to teach her to
You don't know how to teach her to
If you want to have a happy life
Get yourself a widow bride
King David was a horny king
Saw a subject that he was interested in
But her husband was a soldier fine
So he put him in the front of the battle line
He put him in the front of the battle line
He put him in the front of the battle line
Put him right in front of the battle line
And the new queen, she had everything
Her husband couldn't take with him
And the new queen, she knew how to deal
With things you don't know how to teach her to
You don't know how to teach her to
You don't know how to teach her to
You don't know how to teach her to
If you want to have a happy life
Get yourself a widow bride
My great-grandfather was seduced
By Victoria and the language that she used
She said I'm looking for a strong young man
To mash up with these virgin lands
She said they were virgin lands
But Canada had everything
Her husband couldn't take with him
But Canada knew how to deal
With things you don't know how to teach her to
You don't know how to teach her to
You don't know how to teach her to
You don't know how to teach her to
If you want to have a happy life
Get yourself a widow bride
If you want to have a happy life
Get yourself a widow bride
Get yourself a widow bride
Get yourself a widow bride
Get yourself a widow bride