Lyrics Army (Chapel Hill, NC 2008) - Ben Folds Five
Well,
I
thought
about
the
army
Dad
said,
"Son,
you′re
fucking
high"
And
I
thought,
"Yeah,
there's
a
first
for
everything"
So
I
took
my
old
man′s
advice
Three
sad
semesters
It
was
only
15
grand
Spent
in
bed,
I
thought
about
the
army
I
dropped
out
and
joined
a
band
instead
Grew
a
mustache
and
a
mullet
Got
a
job
at
Chick-Fil-A
Citing
artistic
differences
The
band
broke
up
in
May
And
in
June
reformed
without
me
And
they
got
a
different
name
I
nuked
another
Grandma's
apple
pie
And
hung
my
head
in
shame,
no
Been
thinking
a
lot
today
Been
thinking
a
lot
today
Oh,
think
I'll
write
a
screenplay
Oh,
think
I′ll
take
you
to
L.A.
Oh,
think
I′ll
get
it
done
yesterday
Aw,
shit
In
this
time
of
introspection
On
the
eve
of
my
election
I
say
to
my
reflection
"God,
please
spare
me
more
rejection"
'Cause
my
peers,
they
criticize
me
And
my
ex-wives
all
despise
me
Try
to
put
it
all
behind
me
But
my
redneck
past
is
nipping
at
my
heels
Thinking
a
lot
today
Been
thinking
a
lot
today
Been
thinking
a
lot
today
I
thought
about
the
army
1 Landed (Strings Version)
2 Tell Me What I Did
3 Because the Origami
4 Stumblin' Home Winter Blues
5 Steven's Last Night in Town (demo 1996)
6 Still Fighting It (Extended Version)
7 House
8 Rocky (4 Track Home Demo, 1993)
9 Break Up At Food Court (Demo, 2000)
10 Unrelated (Unfinished Song Demo, 1996)
11 Hiro's Song (Demo, 2000)
12 The Secret Life of Morgan Davis (alternate mix - 2001)
13 Such Great Heights (alternate mix from MySpace sessions - 2006)
14 Smoke (Perth, AU 2005)
15 From Above
16 Julianne (Stockholm, SE 1997)
17 Video (Stockholm, SE 1997)
18 Song for the Dumped (Las Vegas, NV 1998)
19 Missing the War (London, UK 1999)
20 Mess (London, UK 1999)
21 Selfless, Cold and Composed (New York, NY 2001)
22 Zak and Sara (New York, NY 2002)
23 Girl (New York, NY 2002)
24 Army (Chapel Hill, NC 2008)
25 Battle of Who Could Care Less (Chapel Hill, NC 2008)
26 Kylie From Connecticut (Detroit, MI 2008)
27 Picture Window (London, UK 2011)
28 Not the Same (Adelaide, AU 2011)
29 Alice Childress (KCRW sessions - 1996)
30 Barrytown ("Me, Myself, and Irene" soundtrack - 2000)
31 Rock Star (demo - 2000)
32 Sleazy ("Download to Donate - Tsunami Relief" - 2011)
33 Dr. Yang (live in Belgium 2008)
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