Lyrics Three Dots from Stardom - Ben Schwartz

This is my second shot
The last one I got
My whole future's in his fingertips
Will I be a superstar?
Or will I remain a four and a half star
AV installation guy on Angie's List?
Am I destined for glory or not?
I can't stand this purgatory of the dot dot dot

I'm three dots from stardom
All of my dreams may come true
When his text finally comes through
Three dots from stardom
Is this a new beginning for me or the end?
Come on bro, just fucking press send

Who knows, tomorrow I could be partying with supermodels
Drinking champagne by the bottle
Is this guy writing me a novel?
"I'm here, are you DTB?"
Doesn't merit a very lengthy response
You can make it brief
A simple Y meaning yes is all I need
Who the hell types for this long?
The entire duration of a song

I'm three dots from stardom
To deny the world of this voice would be a shame
I'm so talented, check out my vocal range
Three dots from Stardom (Three dots, stardom)
I could have a song at the top of the charts
If Xavier would sing an itty bitty part
Will I be famous? Will I be rich?
The only thing standing in my way is this
(Dot dot dot)
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