Lyrics I'm Best Friends With My Own Front Door - Bill Wurtz

I'm best friends with my own front door.
I just closed it but its opening more.
The the cops came and they sent me to jail.
But tomorrow I'm gonna open it again.
I'm the postman and I've got cool clothes.
I'm the neighbors and I'm wearing cool shoes.
And i'm dreaming of a brand new world.
And i'm hoping that it comes reel soon.
But i saw a sign, I saw the sign
It's a bad bad sign.
Said "it's not gonna happen,
And its not what it seems,
You're not gonna make it,
And it's not meant to be".
But f#ck them
I just climbed a huge mountain
But everyone told me I couldn't do it.
And I feel real nice
'Cause i got lots of money in my bank account.
And i walk down the street.
People throw things at me.
Like breakfast,
And strength tests
(Oh this is cool)
How much can i bench press?
(Oh I'm very strong)
Time to win some awards.
I'm gonna do everything that you're not supposed to do
I'm gonna open to page 1
Then skip ahead to page 2
'Cause i'm hungry,
And scared,
And i can't find the truth so I'm leaving Oh there's my balloon.
Over the trees
Under the bridge
And over the town
I'm gonna tell you the things that I'm feeling out loud.
And they changed all the rules and I wrote them all again
That's how the game begins.
Oooh that's how i get home again.