Lyrics terrible intro - Billy Marchiafava

Welcome to the start of something terrible
I really hope you'll enjoy your stay
And if you find these songs to be unbearable
We'll just move on and please enjoy your day

'Cause everything, everyone, and every moment (every moment)
Is splitting, and slipping, into disarray
Our existence is confusing, so how about some music?
(How about some music?)
Oh, Billy, go on and take it away
Two, three, four