Lyrics Public Sevice Announcement (Skit) - Bizarre

This is another Public Service Announcement
Brought to you in part by that fat-shower-cap-wearing-nipple-rubbing son of a bitch (Psst)
Hey Bizarre. (Yeah, go ahead punk. Finish talkin')
The lyrics you're about to hear are totally fucked
They're geared toward the future lives of gays and lesbians of the world
So that been said: grab a blunt, take a big hit
Sit back and enjoy the ride at Hannicap Circus