Lyrics Call Now! (Commercial Break) - Blaze Ya Dead Homie

Are you dead dying or about to die? And running into that age-old problem of where will I spend my eternity?
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It doesn't matter your size or shape we will
Fit that ass in a box!!
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Fit that ass in a box!
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Fit that ass in a box!
Too fat? No problem! We'll chop some flibber flabber off your body matter, and
Fit that ass in a box!
Too skinny? No problem! We'll stuff your dead body plump like a Thanksgiving Day turkey with discarded pieces and parts from other bodies and
Put that ass in a box!
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