Lyrics WDIDLN? - Bo Burnham

Umm
I moved to...
Umm
Hollywood recently from Boston, where I grew up, and I heard about these wild Hollywood parties that people would have.
I didn't think they were true until I went there and started having them.
Anyway
This is a song about a crazy night that I had a couple months ago
Its called "What did I do last night?"
Yeah
What the fuck did I do last night?
I cried myself to sleep
It was a good one
I like the word poop
Sorry
We are getting edgy.
I like the word poop, because when you say the word poop, your mouth does the same motion your butthole does when it poops
Poop
Not my best
Probably my worst.
When did my mother describe gay sex to me?
Good question.]
I was 8 years old
I have a joke for that
I was 8 years old
She sat me down at the dinner table
She was very mature about it
She said "Do you know how your father and I love eachother"
"Of course, you and dad love eachother more than people could possible love eachother"
She said, "well, 2 men can love eachother in the exact same way your father and I love eachother"
What happens when 2 men love eachother?
Well
They take off all of their cloths
They get in the bed
And
SHIT ON THE BIBLE
So I dont really talk to her any more