Lyrics Signifying Blues - Bo Diddley

"Well well, that sure is an old man there playing that guitar
My, he look ten days older than water
Hee hee
Say look here
What's that?
Look like your process took a recess, haha
That's alright, at least I can afford to get one
You wearin' one of those do-it-yourself jaw things
Say
Yeah?
I wrote a song about you
Lemme hear it
You sure you wanna hear it?
I wanna hear all of it, never mind the
Tempo, you just shove on in there, hee hee
Alright
You is one ugly child, who can your mama be?
Oh, I got another verse, you wanna hear it?
Go ahead and sing it, lemme hear it man, lay it down there to me
Well, if I was your daddy, I'd go and jump in the sea
No, I ain't gon' talk about you like that
After all, it wasn't your fault
Look here
Yeah?
I heard you had a new job too
Is that right?
You wanna hear what kind of job I heard that you had?
What kind of job I got now?
Standin' out in front of a doctor's office makin' people sick, hee hee
That's alright, I heard somethin' about you too
You heard about me?
Yes I did, I heard that you was so ugly, that
When you cry the tears run down the back of your
Head to keep 'em from comin' towards your face
Hee hee, say look here
What's that?
What size shoes you wear?
Ten and a half
Yeah
That right?
I figured you was gonna say that
Your feet look like you got on violin cases
Hey you fellas, I still ain't got nothin' to do with it
But I just wanna tell y'all that ain't
Neither one of y'all good lookin', haha
Right