Any Little Fish

I've fallen in love with you
I'm taking it badly
Freezing, burning, tossing, turning
Never know when to laugh or cry
Just look what our dumb friends do
They welcome it gladly
Passion in a dromedary doesn't go so deep
Camels when they're mating never sob themselves to sleep
Buffaloes can revel in it
So can any sheep
Why can't I?
Any little fish can swim
Any little bird can fly
Any little dog and any little cat
Can do a bit of this and just a bit of that
Any little horse can neigh
And any little cow can moo
But I can't do anything at all
But just love you
Any little cock can crow
Any little fox can run
Any little crab on any little shore
Can have a little dab and then a little more
Any little owl can hoot
And any little dove can coo
But I can't do anything at all
But just love you
You've pulled me across the brink
You've chained me and bound me
No escape now, by the crepe now
What is the funeral going to be?
Whenever I stop to think
See nature all around me
Then I see how stupidly monogamous I am
A lioness, in circumstances, wouldn't give a damn
For if there were no lioness
He'd lie down with a lamb
Why can't I?
Any little bug can bite
Any little bee can buzz
Any little snail on any little oak
Can feel a little frail and have a little joke
Any little frog can jump
Like any little kangaroo
But I can't do anything at all
But just love you
Any little duck can quack
Any little worm can crawl
Any little mole can frolic in the sun
And make a little hole and have a little fun
Any little snake can hiss
In any little local zoo
But I can't do anything at all
But just love you