Lyrics Rubber Duckie Song - Boyinaband feat. Makemebad35

This is my rubber ducky
He is cute! he is sexy!
Aren't you jealous of my ducky? he was 5 bucks
This duck's a whore!

If you're ever feeling lonely
And feeling blue!
You know what to do
Buy a ducky! buy a ducky!
Dump your boyfriend
Dump your girlfriend
Rubber ducky love will never end
Dump your boyfriend
Dump your girlfriend
Rubber ducky love will never end

My ducky farts rainbows
My ducky shits halos
My ducky pisses flowers
And he likes to take showers
Would you like to take a bath with me?
With me and my rubber ducky!?
You bring the water
I'll bring the bubbles
Tonight will be great
On a rubber ducky date!

If you're ever feeling lonely
And feeling blue!
You know what to do
Dump your boyfriend
Dump your girlfriend
Rubber ducky love will never end
Dump your boyfriend
Dump your girlfriend
Rubber ducky love will never end

If your mom hates you buy a ducky buy a ducky
If you have a small penis
Buy a ducky if you hate eating broccoli
Buy a ducky
If you cried during
Toy story 3
Buy a ducky
If you want to beat hookers with sausages
Buy a ducky if your cat pissed in your bed
Buy a ducky

Quack break down

Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack
Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack
Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack
Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack
Quack, quack, quack
Qu-quack, quack, qu-quack
Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack
Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack
Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack
Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack
Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack

Your life sucks
Without a duck