Lyrics Outtake #2 - Hidden Track - Brad Paisley

Ah-I got a stiff neck, it's about to drive me insane
I took a Viagra pill and didn't swallow it quick enough

A lady walked into the bar, and sat down on a stool with a duck under her arm, and the
Guy sitting next to her said, "Where'd you get that pig?"
She said, "That ain't no pig"
He said, "Hell, I was talking to the duck"

My wife had been looking for cars
And she came in one morning and she said
"I want something that'll go from 0 to 160 in ten seconds"
And I bought her some bathroom scales