Lyrics Drinkin', Smokin', Cheatin' - Brandy Clark

I ain't been drinkin'
But if I was drinkin', I think I'd be drinkin' bourbon
And right now you'd be a blur
And I wouldn't hear a word
Cause I'd be good and drunk, that's for certain

I ain't been smokin'
But if I was smokin', I know I'd be smokin' weed
When you blow all our money
I'd laugh, it'd be funny
Cause high as a kite is where I'd be

I love you baby, but sometimes baby
You dance on my last nerve and I get an instant kind of urge

I ain't been cheatin'
But if I was cheatin', that's right, I'd be cheatin' on you
I am just day dreaming, thank God I ain't been cheatin'
Cause if I was, I'd be losing you

I ain't been drinkin', smokin', or cheatin'
Cause if I was I'd be losing you