Lyrics Haphazardous - BstMstR

Aye yi yi, a rapping rhinoceros
Come and witness the awesomeness
Aye yi yi, fighting an octopus
We're keeping it haphazardous
Aye yi yi, a rapping rhinoceros
Come and witness the awesomeness
Aye yi yi, fighting an octopus
We're keeping it haphazardous

Sphere of space through the universe
Around the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter (Europa)
Microcosm of our solar system
Five and a half million cubic feet of hydrogen
Debris flying like dandelion seeds
Toxic, mercury bubbles floating in the breeze
No guarantee of a sea of tranquility
Anti-gravity mosh pit in a tractor beam
A dozen prophecies buried in red tape
Secret handshakes meant to obfuscate
No clean slate after this caliber rampage
Sure fire way to get pegged as grave bait
And something isn't right when the jungle's too quiet
As if it wasn't alive and thriving
Like seeing aliens on April Fools Day
No one would believe you if you told them anyway, right?

Aye yi yi, a rapping rhinoceros
Come and witness the awesomeness
Aye yi yi, fighting an octopus
We're keeping it haphazardous
Aye yi yi, a rapping rhinoceros
Come and witness the awesomeness
Aye yi yi, fighting an octopus
We're keeping it haphazardous

Hero deed formula born out of cornucopia
It's the brotherhood of deus ex machina
Sprinkled stardust, spread like bacteria
Blame it on interstellar panspermia
Edge of the interface of all sources of life
Liquid oxygen cuts like a hot knife
Ubiquitous, more bang for your buck
Like us, the cosmos is made of strange stuff
Co-evolutionary arms race, a clusterfuck
A billion bugs for every one of us
Until they all decide to increase in size
Many thousand times, take flight and blot out the sky
Fluorescent scorpions with dorsal fins
And exoskeletons of mutant aliens
Poisonous centipedes the size of anacondas
And mutant salamanders as large as alligators

Aye yi yi, a rapping rhinoceros
Come and witness the awesomeness
Aye yi yi, fighting an octopus
We're keeping it haphazardous
Aye yi yi, a rapping rhinoceros
Come and witness the awesomeness
Aye yi yi, fighting an octopus
We're keeping it haphazardous

Aye yi yi, a rapping rhinoceros
Come and witness the awesomeness
Aye yi yi, fighting an octopus
We're keeping it haphazardous
Aye yi yi, a rapping rhinoceros
Come and witness the awesomeness
Aye yi yi, fighting an octopus
We're keeping it haphazardous