Lyrics Mashed Potatoes - Buck Bowen

Stepped on the scene the let my dick hit the floor
Started busting a rhyme like gimme some more
I peeped your girl doing a yoga pose
Then reached for a Kleenex, so I could blow my nose

Royally moving my bowels
King sized shit, losing my crown
Why suffer in silence when I can do it aloud
I'm sure you'd do it too, if you were allowed

Man you suck so badly
What's the first rule of Q & A? Don't ask me
Three's company, two is a crowd
Once upon a time I was stupid and proud

Stop goofing around
I know you got balls, there're two in your mouth
It's that freak freak party, I'm a see ya later
Gonna go stick my dick in the mashed potatoes

It's turtle shells all the way down
It's a banana peel flying at you now
Is it the love potion or the way elixir
It's not the size of flick but the motion in the picture

Get it together
I can't decide or accept if it's permissible whether
To letter dominate the alphabetter
I'm tied up in rulers, I'm bound to measure

The amount is overdue
A, E, I owe, so let me get back to you
It may be a while
It took Bannister a year to run a 4 minute mile

You follow trends and you still suck
You say you're catching Phil's, catching Phil's what?
I hate to disagree, and I hope to stop
Cause I'm a contrarian, no I'm not