Lyrics Big F*****g Nerds (feat. LaToya Ferguson) - Buffering the Vampire Slayer

They've got a theory
Oh fuck, we're singing
And it sounds like there's 20 of us
We're on quite a journey
Need an expert in TV
Maybe LaToya will know

Hey guys
There's a whole lot of reasons that we could be seeing
This singing from outta nowhere
Might be time in the season when shows end up needing
An uptick in listens and shares

You don't have a shark you can jump
But you have to get over that hump
Okay

Well we're not big on spectacle
And there's none more dependable
Than scoobies who lean homosexual

So, what else could it be?

Well sometimes a musical is therapeutical
Feelings need moving along
That could be another clue if either one of you
Processes better in song

Jenny's day job is singing hot tracks
But I come to this pod to relax

Okayyyy

Look, we're good on the processing
Though it's odd that we're still singing
But maybe somebody does have feelings

I bet it's Jenny

Hey!

Now back to your query
An alternate theory
On tracing the source of these jams:
Perhaps one of you lesbians might be a thespian
Doing it all for the fans
Does anyone sound like the type?

Well Kristin, she saw Rent 8 times
On Broadway

Oh, that could definitely be it

Excuse me but Jenny also starred in Godspell
I didn't STAR in it, I was way in the back

Okay, I've examined the evidence and I think the truth is, you're just singing because you're nerds

Eureka, Doctor Ferguson
I think we get what's happening

When you're looking for explanations
Usually the simplest is the right one
Baby that's Occam's razor
Saying that maybe we're just big fucking nerds

Oh you're definitely just big fucking nerds

I rest my case
I think that's all there is to it
The answer was right in front of you the whole time
You dummies

Nerds nerds nerds nerds
Nerds nerds nerds nerds

Nerds, they're cool
Nerds, they rule
You wouldn't be here
If you weren't one too