Lyrics Homecoming - Buffering the Vampire Slayer

Don't fuck with me this week, Cordelia
Got campaign paraphernalia
You've never seen
My inner prom queen
Can sweep and dust and mop the floor with you
Poach those votes and still have time to do
Homework and slay
Oh, how you'll pay
Well tonight is the night
Paper streamers, twinkle lights
Limo ride, and surprise
Hey, we're finally at the-
Woods?
VCR and a tape
That some business vampire made
Instead of Homecoming
We're running in Slayerfest '98
Being hunted with Cordelia
She ain't gonna make this easier
Won't stand a chance
'Less she gets mad
Then if you're evil, yeah, she'll whack at you
With a wooden handled spatula
Gorches beware!
Oh, hey, how's my hair?
Well tonight is the night
Paper streamers, twinkle lights
Limo ride, and surprise
Hey, we're finally at the woods
VCR and a tape
That some business vampire made
Instead of Homecoming
We're running in Slayerfest '98
Well, we didn't win
Stupid Homecoming
But we did win at spending quality time together and also learning
About one another's strengths and
Weaknesses and deepening our friendship
Well tonight is the night
Paper streamers, twinkle lights
Limo ride, and surprise
Hey, we're finally at the woods
VCR and a tape
That some business vampire made
Instead of Homecoming
We're running in Slayerfest '98