Cassidy - Problem (skit) Lyrics

Lyrics Problem (skit) - Cassidy



[Bell rings, door opens]...
[Arab man singing?]
[Cassidy]
Aye yo my man,
My man
[Arab man]
1 second, 1 second,
Dis is my part, my part it is
1 sec (continues to sing)
[Cassidy]
Yo come on man,
Im runnin′late man,
[Arab man]
Why you bein' disrespectful,
You come in my store,
You don′t ring my bell,
([cassidy:] dog, dog, dog)
You don't wipe your feet on they carpet,
What the fuck,
Mine, see my rug, rub
[Cassidy]
Fall back, fall back
I need a chicken cheesesteak
[Arab man]
I don't have a chicken n′ cheese ([Cassidy:] dog)
Number 1 through 5,
Want the combo,
What do you want,
Da special or combo?
[ Cassidy]
I don′t know what number it is man,
Chicken cheesesteak.([ Arab man:] i have 1, 2, 3)
Chicken cheesesteak man!,
Salt, pepper, ketchup, mayonaise
N' fried onions.
([Arab man:] i don′t have mm-eggs and da)
Throw some cheesefries in there too man
[ Arab man screaming indistingly in gibberish]
1 second. (continues singing)
[Cassidy]
HURRY UP!
[ Arab:] i'm done as quick as this.
[Cassidy:] Tha fuck i this?!?
[ Arab:] that′s my special philly cheesesteak for the philly man
[ Cassidy:] dog this ain't no philly cheesesteak,
You aint even from philly man.
[Arab:] WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU FROM, im from here!
[ Cassidy:] nigga im from philly nigga, where the fuck are you from?!?
[Arab:] AYE-YE-YE-YE-YE
[ Cassidy:] LimeKill pike nigga
[Arab:] nigga i got pipes too, da fuck
[Cassidy:] fuck is this shit?!?
[Arab:] i′m from philly, so if you don't like it then go home,
That's where my steaks is from .
[ Cassidy:] what the fuck is wrong with you man?!
[ Arab:] next time jus take it easy,
N′ order da combo.
[ Cassidy:] nigga fuck you and ya combo!
[ Door slams]



Writer(s): William Will


Cassidy - Split Personality




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