Lyrics I Saw Biden Touching Kids - Chandler Crump

Yo Ho Ho Ho, It's your President Joe Biden!
And Little Susie, for you
I'm going to rub your leg down
Wow! Biden's touching little kids!
What?
Somebody stop him! (Where am I?)
Please? (Who are you)
Fine, I'll do it
(And you ain't black)

I saw Biden touching Little Kids (Touchin', Touchin', Little Kids)
(Rub my leg down)
Underneath the White House roof last night
I really saw the creep
He was halfway fast asleep
He thought I wouldn't
Tell the world 'bout the children in his sheets

Then I saw Biden tickle little kids (Tickle, Tickle, Little Kids)
(Rub my leg down)
Underneath his mask so snowy white
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Jilly had only seen
Biden touchin' little kids last night
(Oh you know, you know the thing)

He saw Biden touchin' touchin', touchin', Little Kids
I did! I really did see Biden touching little kids!
And I'm gonna tell Project Veritas
No please, don't tell Project Veritas!
That's right Biden! We know what you're doing
No, wait!
I have so many more legs to rub down!
James?
Where's James O'Keefe?
Oh no, they're raiding his house (Yahahahah!)
Not again!

Then I saw Biden tickle little kids(Tickle, Tickle, Little Kids)
(Rub my leg down)
Underneath his mask so snowy white
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Jilly had only seen
Biden touching little kids last night
(Rub my leg down)
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Jilly had only seen
Biden touching little kids last night

You gotta believe, you just gotta believe me everybody!
I know YouTube says it's misinformation
But I saw it with my own eyes!
I saw Biden touching kids!
You just gotta believe me fellas, you just gotta believe me!
Yahaha... it's your turn Chandler, time to rub my leg down!
Nooooo!