Lyrics No Dames! - Channing Tatum

We are heading out to sea
And however it will be,
It ain't gonna be the same.
Cause no matter what we see,
When we're out there on the sea,
We ain't gonna see a dame.
We'll be searhcing high and low
On the deck and down below
But it's a crying shame.
Oh, we'll see a lot of fish
But we'll never clock a dish.
We ain't gonna see a dame.
No dames!
We might see some octopuses
No dames!
Or a half a dozen clams
No dames!
We might even see a mermaid
But mermaids got no gams!
No gams!
––Tap Dancing Interlude––
Have I got a girl for you!
Out there on the sea!
Here's how it will be
I'm gonna dance with you, pal
You're gonna dance with me!
When we're out there on the sea
We'll be happy as can be
Or so the Captain claims!
But we have to disagree.
Cause the only guarantee
Is I'll see a lot of you
And you'll see a lot of me!
And it's absolutely certain
That we'll see a lot of sea.
But we ain't gonna see no dames.
No dames! We're going to sea!
No dames! We're going to sea!
No dames! We're going to sea!
We ain't
Gonna see
No
Dames!