Lyrics Christmas Questions - Charles Brown

At Christmastime
At Christmastime
My head is in a whirl
All the children want to know
What makes Santa go

How old are you, Santa Claus?
How much do you weigh?
How do you feed your reindeer?
How heavy is your sleigh?
Why don't you get a haircut
And why did your whiskers grow?
Do you put wheels on your sleigh
When there isn't any snow?

Do the children ever story 'bout if
They've been good or bad?
What do you do then, Santa Claus?
Ask your Mom and Dad
Do you always feel so jolly?
Ain't you never, never sick?
Is your name really Santa Claus
Or is it Old Saint Nick?

Do you eat all the cake that's left from
All the kids like me?
Do you leave any presents where
There's not a Christmas Tree?
How many letters do you get each year
At Christmastime?
Do you remember everyone?
Do you know which one is mine?

I hope you do cause, Santa Claus
I really want to know
How do the reindeer pull your sleigh
When there isn't any snow?
Do you ever get stuck in the chimney
With your bag of toys?
Please, let me know so I can tell
The other girls and boys

I hope Old Santa can answer these questions
'Cause I can't answer one