Lyrics Don’t Get Hit by a Car - Cheekface

I can do the easy parts, you only have to do the hard parts
Are my hands freakishly huge
And is that why everything slips through my fingers?
Let's get cancelled, let's get cancelled together
If I get cancelled, I wanna get cancelled together
Exclusion is a gift, a silver medal
The end of youth, a couple packs of my favourite snacks

Dr. Dre, not Dr. Seuss
No tenants and no trees, no snowmobiles and no skis
Call your doctor immediately if you faceplant in the salad bowl
I'm doing this out of sheer boredom
Over an Apple Store employee type beat
Sometimes I wonder if a single good thing exists on Earth
And then I eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Everything is boring now
I can't help it, I
I can't help it
Everything is boring now
I can't help it, I
I can't help it

An emoji for each stage of grief
Man, good luck looking good in anything
Human trash is everywhere
And the highlights get older every year
Everything is boring now
I can't help it, I
I can't help it

Exactly, Kevin, the moon just sits there
A blood blister, I knew you were full of (ah!)
From the moment you called yourself a straight shooter
A supreme corpse, too busy looking at someone else's phone
Six hundred white guys have formed a line to give me advice
But I'm the kind of person who'd carry around a pocket constitution
So you don't need to buy me one because I already have one

Every night is a celebration for some reason for these rich goth teens
Wearing Marilyn Manson makeup, in search of a second bagel
There's always some reason to talk about yourself
Are you in line? Discarding an empty bag of smooth jazz electrolytes
And of course I relate to Lena Dunham
I relate to every annoying genius, don't get hit by a car

Everything is boring now
I can't help it, I
I can't help it
Everything is boring now
I can't help it, I
I can't help it

An emoji for each stage of grief
Man, good luck looking good in anything
Human trash is everywhere
And the highlights get older every year
Everything is boring now
I can't help it, I
I can't help it