Lyrics Tearjerker - Jarvis Cocker , Chilly Gonzales

You are such a jerk
You are a tearjerker
You don't need a girlfriend
You need a social worker
She's waiting at the airport
You're in your hotel room
With somebody who doesn't know you
Everybody always knew
The game that you were playing
You were fooling no one
So we're glad that you are paying
But still she's going to cry
Yes still it's going to hurt her
But you are a tearjerker
You're such a jerk yeah
A tearjerker
You're such a jerk, yeah
These surfaces are shining
Anything wipes off them
These surfaces are hard
Nothing seems to mark them
Breakfast ends at ten AM
Do you thing we could be through by then
Cause breakfast is inclusive
Do you think I'm stupid?
I'm stupid. I'm stupid.
You are such a jerk
You are a tearjerker