Lyrics Tip Your Hat to Whitey (Mars) - Chris Rock feat. Mario Joyner

Welcome back, sir
Long time no see
Hey, yeah, I was gone on a business trip on Mars
I brought you back a souvenir
It's a rock
A rock?
Man, I didn't know they had people up there on Mars
Yeah, man, Mars gonna be the next Earth
Well, what about all them satellite pictures they
Show where they just got rocks and red dirt?
What's that?
Oh, that's the west side
The east side looks like Cancun
Whew
I guess them Martians sure gonna make a lot of money
No, the white man gonna make that money
Mm
Okay, let me get this straight
If there's already people on Mars, then why
Did the white man send that rover up there?
The rover is a tank
It's not there to find people, it's there to kill people
You know, ET, Roswell, Close Encounters, all that stuff's real
Carmen Electra, she's from Mars
Carmen Electra from Mars?
And she was the ugliest bitch up there
You see, the white man doesn't want you to know there's people on
Mars, knowing full well he plans on killing them and taking all
Their land, much like he did with the Indians and the Mexicans
So you mean to tell me, for the last 60 years, the white
Man's been traveling to outer space murdering Martians
Telling us there's no life up there, building casinos and
Resorts while he fucks some of the finest bitches in the galaxy?
And niggas just want rims?
Yes, sir
That whitey's a bad motherfu- Thank you
Thank you very much
Thank you
And for my next number, I'm gonna slaughter the Indians