Lyrics What's the Time!? - ChuggaBoom

What is the time?
Oh God, I'm late again
I'm gonna get bollocked
If I can't think up something for when
I get to work
And I can't clock in
Scraping the bottom of the barrel
Excuses wearing thin
No, I'm not a master of evasion
But there's times in life
Where one must at least try
He's walking down to produce aisle
He fucking knows it
He's gonna lose it
It must feel like the end of the world
To you it probably is sir
What can I do to make this up to you?
These things are sent to test us
If being on time was a competition
I'd get lost en-route
(I'd get lost en-route)
Ironically this happened too
An elephant escaped from the zoo
Don't believe me?
I tell you, it's true!
I made my lunch
But forgot to pack any fruit
(Fruit)
(Fruit)
(Fruit)
And if my mum found out
She'd probably hit the roof
(Roof)
(Roof)
(Roof)
I got abducted and probed
And only just got home
These kinds of things could happen to anyone
I just hope you know
It was almost the end of my world
When they took me out of my home
I was getting dressed to go to work
When they came and got me
It takes more character
To even show up at all
Sally would have just-a-called in sick
She didn't get abducted
Look into my eyes
Don't tell me that I lied
It's just a coincidence
That my goldfish died
I was gonna come in
God knows I tried
I just lost track of time
It must feel like the end of the world
To you it probably is sir
What can I do to make this up to you?
These things are sent to test us
It takes more character
To even show up at all
Sally would have just-a-called in sick
She didn't-
It was almost the end of my world
When they took me out of my home
I was getting dressed to go to work
When they came and got me
I promise this will never happen ever again
I will never call in sick
I'll try not to get abducted
What is the time?
Oh God, I'm late again
Google "Acceptable excuses"