Lyrics Life Is a Bitch - Conrad Jon

Run smooth like I'm really fresh out the shop
You don't want the work like you fresh off the clock
Ball in is your court you try running out the clock
Feeling like the man, in the flesh, like a doc
Hell gonna really teach you a lot about the struggle
I was down and out but it taught to me how to hustle
Taught me to be grateful, get creative, innovative
What you need? I'm the middleman, you know I can get it
I'm defying physics, Isaac Newton been confused
With your baby girl, got her kneeling at the pew
Take a couple shots with her, then it's (pew pew)
That's for curving me in high school, you was too cool
Yeah I know my my lungs fucked but my livers cool
I'm just trying to dive face first in your swimming pool
Hmm, and you ain't even gotta swimming pool
Dropped you, now you thottin' but I really should've knew
Can't wait till my bag Goyard
Please what I need
I'ma chef it up like Boyardee, Boyardee

Life is a bitch yeah I know
But you gotta turn that bitch to your hoe
Life is a bitch yeah I know
But you gotta turn that bitch to your hoe

Still feeling like 5-star general,
Put it in my Five Star, "I'm hard in general"
This I know, fiesty broad with me getting physical
She just want a physical
I'ma get up in them drawers
Like I'm stealing clothes
Titty hoax, silicone
Yes I boned
Just cause I wasn't doing nothing but sitting at home
Can't be wrong just for doing me
Still I've done wrong
John Doe all you'll ever be
If you don't get going
Flip phone, back in 7th grade
Used to be the chubby kid
Always made the girls laugh
Used to be the funny kid
Started rapping Freshman year
people making fun of me
Dollar menu, no deluxe, now this shit is luxury
Ride on the way
She gon' ride cause I'm sway
Till I
I just said fuck it then
Had to ball, don't fumble it
Fucked up still I'm functioning
For the A & for the M
Formulating me a plan
Forced to leave the place I'm in
Fortune waiting patiently
Get it anyway I can
I'ma get it
Lil' dude beat youf ass, ain't trying to be the bigger man
I got lots of whores now, I think I could build a ranch
Asking, "where you been homie?"
Told em that there's been a plan

Life is a bitch yeah I know
But you gotta turn that bitch to your hoe
Life is a bitch yeah I know
But you gotta turn that bitch to your hoe