Lyrics Ghetto Cartoon - Coolio

Once upon a time in a land called fuck
Lived a duck named Donald and his mother was a cluck.
Mickey Mouse wore rags, pants in a sag
neighborhood kingpin but his brother was a fag.
Donald had beef so mickey couldn't sleep
They was rootin for a while an' it was gettin kinda deep.
Bugs Bunny had to pops on the east side spot
Nona hid the fie from the mob with a glock.
Goofey was mickey mouse right hand man
when they smoked a stick, they came up with a plan
Called Pixie and Dixie, two killas from Chicago
gave em 5k to eliminate Donald
What they didn't know was donald was a G
had big time respect from the west to the east
have your ass a seat and listen to the flow
first chapter in the funky cartoon from the ghetto.
Huey and duey and louie with an uzi,
shot down mickey mouse man hoe minnie
everybody now minnie got shot down
and the cop on the case was huckleberry hound
huckleberry had a deputy by the name of dogg
eye witness to the crime was Kermit the frog.
kermit was scared and he wouldn't testify.
Pixie and Dixie jus did a Drive by
On Donald Duck, but they shot and they missed
and now bugs bunny is gettin kinda pissed,
cause they shot but they missed and hit his home boy Elmo.
Bugs sellin drugs on the mother fuckin corner
things are lookin shitty in fuck city
so they called in the feds bettle juice and miss piggy
niggas from the street know thats how it go
scene two with the funky cartoon from the ghetto
Now the war is on and Mickey mouse is dead
quik draw mcgraw took two to the head
huey and duey, and louie got caught
now they in a county ready ta sell out.
Pixie and dixie's on the run from the mob
cause they tried ta kill donald, when they didn't do the job.
Bugs bunny got popped in a bar gettin drunk
pulled a glock on beetle juice, but miss piggy had a pump
Donald got the word that his nephews was snitchin
So Tom and Jerry stuck em on they way to the kitchen
Goofey was a punk and everybody knew
him and huckleberry hound was spotted drinkin brew
in an alley out back in the corner in the dark
but they both got smoked by jabba jabba shark.
Donald Duck got the whole damn city sawed up.
In a Ghetto Cartoon in a land called Fuck