Lyrics ABC - Coolzey
Hey
yo
I
tried
to
act
smart
So
I
went
to
school
and
got
a
college
degree
But
I
couldn't
stay
cool
That's
when
I
knew
that
it
was
time
to
act
up
I
started
looking
for
someone
to
smack
up
So
back
up
before
I
your
teeth
knocked
down
your
throat
Wonder
how
I
got
the
class
president
vote
I'm
intimidating
Little
kids
I'm
hating
fly
girls
I'm
dating
Give
props
to
Satan
Lord
of
the
underworld
666
Getting
to
the
center
of
your
head
with
one
lick
I
got
one
dick
two
fists
and
a
big
mouth
Looking
for
a
shovel
so
that
I
could
dig
out
a
hole
So
I
could
throw
in
a
body
with
no
chest
left
Oh
yes
Ladi-Dadi
One
to
the
three
to
the
four
to
the
two
Nine
ten
eleven
twelve
Bang
Fuck
you
Kung
fu
duck
stew
pluck
a
few
limbs
from
your
torso
Now
ask
yourself
how
come
you're
so
stupid
To
fuck
with
the
capital
of
Rap
Land
Gobble
up
a
ghost
quick
fast
like
Pac-Man
It's
like
that
and
yeah
I'm
the
tax
man
Scare
white
people
like
as
if
I
was
a
black
man
I'm
a
naughty
motherfucker
for
Christmas
I
was
on
Santa
Claus's
'You
Ain't
Getting
Shit'
list
I
kill
kids
and
then
I
fill
them
up
with
sugar
plums
and
cinnamon
Good
evening
ladies
and
gentlemen
I
could
use
your
bloody
torso
to
make
a
lamp
Plug
my
chainsaw
into
my
guitar
amp
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYCoolZey
I
stop
by
Gabe's
because
there
ain't
shit
else
to
do
Step
to
the
bar
because
it's
a
bad
habit
Order
one
brown
bottle
of
beer
and
then
I
grab
it
Guzzle
it
order
up
another
then
I
sip
it
Later
at
a
house
party
might
do
a
whip-it
Skip
it
just
like
a
stone
across
a
lake
Stopping
by
a
burger
shop
to
cop
a
chocolate
shake
I
got
to
make
dough
but
I
can't
do
it
rapping
Now
I'm
washing
dishes
with
Don
in
the
back
and
Let's
start
packing
the
van
for
another
tour
Because
I
got
see
my
fan
and
the
others
who're
Coming
to
my
show
even
if
you're
on
the
guest
list
Because
I
know
my
flows
are
the
hypest
and
the
freshest
The
place
where
I
rest
it's
not
Maine
or
Texas
I'm
talking
about
a
place
located
in
the
midwest
It's
the
IOWA
get
it
in
your
noggin
Might
see
it
on
a
girl's
ass
when
they're
jogging
I'm
steady
flogging
on
emcees'
asses
Every
six
months
I
break
my
motherfucking
glasses
A
'D'
still
passes
but
I'm
getting
all
'A's
I
refill
glasses
because
I'm
fresh
all
day
Like
Mentos
the
fresh-maker
or
Cinnaburst
Biting
me
you'll
get
scared
and
say
Those
flavor
crystals
frighten
me
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYCoolZey

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