The Bargain Store (Full Vocal Version) [In the Style of Dolly Parton]

My life is like into a bargain store
I may have just what you're looking for
If you don't mind the fact that all the merchandise is used
With a little mending it could be as good as new

Why take for instance this old broken heart
If you will just replace the missing parts
You would be surprised to find how good it really is
Take it and you never will be sorry that you did

The bargain store is open, come inside
The bargain store is open, come inside)
You can easily afford the price (The
Bargain store is open, come inside)
Love is all you need to purchase all the merchandise
And I can guarantee you'll be completely satisfied
The bargain store is open, come inside)

Take these old used memories from the past
And these broken dreams and plans that didn't last
I'll trade them for a future, I can't use them anymore
I've wasted love, but I still have some more

The bargain store is open, come inside
You can easily afford the price
Love is all you need to purchase all the merchandise
And I can guarantee you'll be completely satisfied

My life is like into a bargain store
And I may have just what you're looking for
If you don't mind the fact that all the merchandise is used
With a little mending it could be as good as new

The bargain store is open, come inside
The bargain store is open, come inside)
The bargain store is open, come inside
The bargain store is open, come inside)