Lyrics Slasher - Crispi & Flaki

I'm self aware like Wes Craven
I'm your new nightmare in the bed shakin'
Splittin' hairs I made a mess shavin'
If you leave a trail then I best trace it

Me and Flak make the best albums
Losing all your friends will be the best outcome
Come to my camp watch the herd roundup
You could send an army and you still outgunned

I know I know I kill it
If you think I'm talkin' 'bout music you trippin'
It means that I'm stalkin' on you then I'm killin'
It means that I'm turnin' on you like I'm flippin'

I hide in the shadows
I'm coming to Haddonfield
My eyes are pure evil
Made the town fragile
Can tell that's how you feel
Cuz of all the blood I spilled

Slash for the thrill
If I catch you alone then I'll go for the kill
I know how you feel
Like you're watching my movie I'm sending down chills

It's Michael
Myers
This house couldn't stop me if you set it on fire
I'm walkin' real slow situation's still dire
Laurie wants me to follow so might as well try her

I got on a hockey mask
Don't punch
Or stab
Or shoot
That'll just make me mad
Before I do that
I'll put on the sack
Avenging my mom
Who got cut from the neck
I live in the dark
You might wanna check
I go through the camp
I'm makin' a mess
All of the cabins
Are covered in red
You walk in the room
And the counselors dead

Like Poltergeist this your final act
If you get cast the next night you pass
Stuck a sword in her back like a spinal tap
Like the fourth Friday this the Final Chapter

Like Poltergeist this your final act
If you get cast the next night you pass
Stuck a sword in her back like a spinal tap
Like the fourth Friday this the Final Chapter

This evening we're leaving you bleeding and heaving
There's nothing to see here but grieving and seething
If i want you dead then i'm going to achieve it
If i leave you breathing know i'm only teasing

I leave and come back with a needle
'Less you give me a reason as to why you should keep it
I'm peeling the flesh off of your person show me
You deserve it and i might preserve it
Cause i have reserved it for skinning and spinning it into a linen
To sit in my lap while i'm dining

If you're snide then i'd quite like to bind you and hide you
Inside of a pipe you can't possibly climb through
It's time to drive screws through you while you stay alive
To find who can survive the most time before dying

Is it you or the guy who i've skinned the hide of
And applied enough ice to to turn a lineup of white dudes light blue

Ahem
I'm actually sick pain i like to inflict it
But I'll treat you to a track ain't no fricking trick
'Til i snap on this bitch like a scissor kick

When you put in our tape you start counting your days
First give us a play then lay down in a grave
Like a mummy you're lucky if they've found your remains
Turn you to a slushy wash your blood down the drain

If you're skinny dipping you'll stripped from all limb and tendons
That tends to be the end of swimming
Tens of killings under my belt like a button
Teens was fucking but then something happened sudden

One or two halloweens passed
We tried to cover this in the past like they did with the pumpkin mask
And with a knife from cooking class
Eyes cold and dead you can't tell what I'm looking at

Like Poltergeist this your final act
If you get cast the next night you pass
Stuck a sword in her back like a spinal tap
Like the fourth Friday this the Final Chapter

Like Poltergeist this your final act
If you get cast the next night you pass
Stuck a sword in her back like a spinal tap
Like the fourth Friday this the Final Chapter