Lyrics Deb Behind Bars (Alternate Version) - Cristina

He's come a long way
Since the lower East side,
He's roped in success
And the knots are well tied,
His patients pay less
For strong hearts than slim thighs,
Or so the good doctor has found.

He has two discreet servants
And too good cologne,
A smug secret door
To his bedroom at home,
His weekends in Newport
His sleek private phone,
And whenever he likes—he's alone...

Bang Bang goes the school maitresse
Here's to good breeding, Here's to jeunesse
Here's to the old-fashioned crime...
Deb behind bars, Deb behind bars, Deb behind bars

She's running a school
With a name like good wine,
Her knowledge is sound
And her pearls very fine,
She knows what one reads
And she knows where to dine,
Though her passions aren't quite so in line.

For girls will wear denim
And men will be base,
Love will destroy you
And life has no grace,
It's time to take action
Refinement can wait
For one's own flowered plate in the cellblock...

Bang Bang goes the school maitresse
Here's to good breeding
Here's to jeunesse
Here's to the old- fashioned crime...
Deb behind bars, Deb behind bars, Deb behind bars