Lyrics 9/11 (911) - Crusty Carl

Daddy, please don't do anything
Crazy?
Huh
I was crazy once
Crusty on that beat, yo
Deez nuts

I've been leanin', it's been messin' up my dreamin
I've been flexin', I've been singin
I've been thinkin', I've been drinkin
I've been trippin', I've been dippin' my
Comically large penis in the chili bowl
Because forgot the comically large spoon
Do you wanna watch the stars and the moon
And watch the flowers as they bloom
And watch the towers as they fall, go boom
911, who?
Osama, who?
911, who?
Osama, who?

Oh, I felt my heart drop like the bass
I felt my heart drop like the planes
Feel like you dropped a plane on a random tower
Do I need to say it louder?
I miss my plane for a shower

Blow this dude like he's powder
Do you taste my tip in the chowder
But baby, I need you in my life
I need you, you're my ride or die
On this plane tonight
On this plane tonight
Oh, oh, I've
I've been feelin' sick
Do you wanna taste my tip
Yeah, I'll smack it on your lips
Crusty Carl, he's triple C, trip-
Don't wanna trip, this ain't funny
It ain't about money, little snow bunny
I bring out the hundreds, I bring out the honeys
Yeah, don't mess with Crusty, ya
Yeah, don't mess with Crusty, no
No, don't mess with Crusty, though
No, don't mess with Crusty, bro
Ay, ay, oh

Wait, I wasn't aware you was chill like that, my boy

I've been leanin', it's been messin' up my dreaming
And I've been flexin', I've been singin'
I've been thinkin', I've been drinkin
I've been trippin', I've been dippin
My comically large penis in the chili bowl
Because forgot the comically large spoon
Do you wanna watch the stars and the moon?
And watch the flowers as they bloom?
And watch the towers as they fall, go boom?
911, who? Osama, who
911, who? Osama, who
Oh, you want my number, 911

Oh, you want my birth name, Osama Fun
Oh, you want me to stay, I got a plane to catch
I gotta get there fast, aw rats, I made it last
No more room for me, I guess
Crusty will just go home, make a beat
Everything will be just fine
Until I turn on the news
It's somethin' like, oh wait, what's the date
I know it starts with nine

Hmm, it's my birthday
It's my motherfrickin' birthday
It's my birthday
It's my motherfrickin' birthday
Everyone's talkin' bout my birthday, yeah
Everyone's makin' a big deal about my birthday