Lyrics Civilization (Bongo, Bongo, Bongo) - Danny Kaye

Each morning, a missionary advertises neon sign
He tells the native population that civilization is fine
And three educated savages holler from a bamboo tree
That civilization is a thing for me to see

So bongo, bongo, bongo
I don't wanna leave the Congo, oh no no no no no
Bingo, bangle, bungle, I'm so happy in the jungle, I refuse to go
Don't want no bright lights
False teeth, doorbells, landlords, I make it clear

That no matter how they coax him, I'll stay right here
I looked through a magazine
The missionary's wife concealed (magazine? What happens?)
I see how people who are civilized bung you with automobile
(You know you can get hurt that way Dani)
At the movies they have got to pay many coconuts to see
(What do they see, Darni?)
Uncivilized pictures that the newsreel takes of me

So bongo, bongo, bongo
He don't wanna leave the Congo, oh no no no no no
Bingo, bangle, bungle, he's so happy in the jungle, he refuse to go
Don't want no penthouse, bathtub, streetcars, taxis, noise in my ear
So, no matter how they coax him, I'll stay right here

They hurry like savages to get aboard an iron train
And though it's smokey and it's crowded
They're too civilized to complain
When they've got two weeks vacation
They hurry to vacation ground (What do they do, Darling?)
They swim and they fish, but that's what I do all year round

So bongo, bongo, bongo
I don't wanna leave the Congo, oh no no no no no
Bingo, bangle, bungle, I'm so happy in the jungle, I refuse to go
Don't want no jailhouse, shotgun
Fish-hooks, golf clubs, I got my spears
So, no matter how they coax him, I'll stay right here
They have things like the atom bomb, so I think I'll stay where I am
Civilization, I'll stay right here