Lyrics Choreography - Danny Kaye

The theater, the theater, what's happened to the theater?
Especially where dancing is concerned

Chaps, who did taps
Aren't tapping anymore, they're doing choreography
Chicks, who did kicks
Aren't kicking anymore, they're doing choreography
Hips, who did steps
That would stop the show in days that used to be
Through the air they keep flying, like a duck that is dying
Instead of dance it's choreography