Lyrics How I Met My Ex - Dave
Like
I
met
my
girl
when
I
was
18
years
old
And
she
was
just
turning
23
I
really
love
her
from
my
heart
And
even
though
I
don't
deserve
it
fam
I
hope
she
loves
me
So
I
just
done
this
private
show
I'm
doing
Footlocker
promo
And
judging
from
the
postcode
it
was
Shoreditch
or
Soho
Did
6 or
7 tracks,
made
6 or
7 racks
A
couple
days
later
on
twitter
I
saw
This
photo
of
myself
and
I
was
grinning
That
4K
camera
of
quality
had
got
me
tripping
So
I'm
checking
out
who
did
it
When
I
stumbled
on
this
girl
And
I
could
tell
that
she
was
different
A
couple
hours
later
now
I'm
liking
all
her
pictures
I
ain't
finished
I
typed
her
twitter
name
into
my
Insta
So
I
could
check
on
every
single
little
digit
Why
didn't
I
just
message
her?
Trust
me
I
was
thinking
But
I'm
a
self-centred
rapper
too
concerned
about
my
image
The
truth
So
when
she
hit
me
first
I'm
pretty
shocked
I
didn't
burst
I'm
calling
Josh,
Jack
and
Juss
who
am
I
ringing
first?
Man
I
was
so
excited
That
I
replied
a
minute
later
that's
that
bro
I
think
that
you
just
let
her
know
excited
Too
excited,
no
clue
on
what
I
should
do
excited
So
I'm
just
typing,
rambling
like
a
fool,
excited
Look
Look
And
we
were
talking
for
hours
over
some
minor
things
Ignoring
everyone
else
to
her
I'm
replying
quick
This
type
of
chick
she
got
a
spark
like
you
were
lighting
spliffs
You
know
you
like
her
when
you're
thinking
about
your
words
She
got
me
typing,
deleting
my
messages
then
re-writing
In
the
hope
that
there's
a
smile
when
she's
replying
The
highlight
of
my
day,
Them
phone
calls
in
the
night
it's
the
little
things
The
girl,
she
had
a
vibe
and
I
liked
it
and
She's
into
photography
and
she's
got
a
passion
for
it
And
she
respects
that
I'm
rapping
but
she
ain't
catting
for
it
See
that's
the
perfect
balance
There's
nothing
better
than
a
girl
with
talent
Drive,
ambition
all
of
them
things
above
She's
showing
an
abundance
I
ain't
even
met
her
yet
She
works
around
the
corner
but
lives
just
outside
of
London
I
ain't
fronting,
I'm
a
sweet
boy
Intentions
are
in
question
so
my
compliments
are
decoys
If
that
even
makes
sense?
The
first
time
I
met
her,
I'm
surrounded
by
my
friends
Random
ends
on
some
staircase
So
much
for
a
first
date
I
just
had
a
show
And
I
asked
if
she
could
meet
me
after
Maybe
we
could
chill,
you
never
know
where
things
could
go
No
problem
she
down
to
roll
Travel
in
the
cold
So
I
went
across
the
road,
grey
hoodie
under
a
coat
If
I'm
remembering
correctly
It's
always
kind
of
weird
when
the
person
that
you
were
texting
Is
the
person
you
are
obsessed
with
I
was
on
her
from
the
jump
I
think
she
was
wearing
pumps
or
Vans
when
I
first
met
her,
no,
it's
either
either
one
She
was
looking
so
attractive
I
barely
saw
Skin
'cause
she
was
covered
like
a
mattress
Man,
I
think
that
she's
the
one
I
was
stuck
for
twenty
seconds
trying
to
give
the
girl
a
hug
And
all
my
friends
were
drunk
so
fuck
it,
I'm
about
to
kiss
her
Any
complications,
I'm
blaming
it
on
the
liquor
Changing
my
name
on
Twitter
and
blocking
her
on
my
Insta
I
saw
her
skin
blush
the
moment
that
our
lips
touched
She
pulled
my
bottom
lip
until
it
stretched
Kissed
me
on
my
cheek
until
she
reached
around
my
neck
And
had
me
moaning
like
a
bitch
Even
though
I'm
wearing
jeans
I
had
to
re-arrange
my
dick
so
she
don't
see
that
I'm
erect
It's
the
first
time
we
met,
got
me
feeling
like
a
creep
And
that
strawberry
flavour
gave
her
tongue
a
kinda
sweet
little
taste
And
we
could
speak
about
anything
we
were
friends
first
I
dropped
her
to
the
station
I
remember
Cuz
we
had
a
conversation
for
ages
about
our
dreams
And
the
things
that
we
hadn't
seen
and
all
that
we
intended
to
do
I
bet
she's
hoping
my
intentions
are
true
And
as
months
went
by
we
both
got
into
it,
and
intimate
And
I'mma
spare
you
the
details
cuz
Both
of
our
parents
are
probably
listening
But
really
we
were
into
it
Into
us,
into
this
Into
everything
about
each
other
we
were
lovers
And
I
love
her
cuz
she
knows
me
And
that's
probably
why
she
told
me
you
ain't
ready
for
a
girl
You're
still
a
little
kid
that's
getting
ready
for
the
world
And
you
don't
need
that
kinda
burden
But
I
told
her
that
I
want
it
And
I'm
just
being
honest
Yes
I
know
that
girls
exist
but
I
don't
see
them
as
a
problem
I
meant
every
single
word
And
I
ain't
gonna
lie
and
say
DM's
have
Been
absurd
but
out
of
every
single
girl
This
is
the
weirdest
of
positions
It's
usually
the
girl
that's
asking
where
I
see
her
fitting
or
a
place
on
her
position
But
I'm
telling
her
I
need
it
And
I
don't
think
she
sees
it
so
I'm
being
ever
sweeter
When
we're
speaking
and
we're
meeting
I've
got
affectionate
messages,
you
could
read
them
You
gotta
tell
a
girl
that
she's
beautiful
until
she
sees
it
Believes
it,
understands
it
more
than
physically
Mentally,
and
the
way
that
I'm
feeling
I
could
talk
10
years
about
the
moment
that
we
shared
The
jokes
that
we
had
running
The
places
that
we've
been
The
music
we
made
together
producing
next
to
my
bed
Then
making
my
minor
changes
in
reference
to
what
she
said
I
think
I
start
to
getting
tired,
my
shcedule's
a
mess
Replies
are
gettin'
lazy
and
my
lady
knows
it's
crazy
But
she's
there
if
I'm
in
need
While
I'm
at
shows
getting
tempted
by
girls
that
are
on
their
knees
You
know
I'm
only
a
teen,
it's
like
my
eyes
started
drifting
Not
as
easy
as
I
pictured
to
give
your
all
to
a
woman
Ignoring
all
this
attention
that's
been
getting
to
my
head
The
sex
is
so
accessible,
One
message
or
text
and
girls
will
get
in
your
bed
She's
tryna
make
it
happen
with
photos
and
her
events
I
mentioned
it's
her
passion,
photography
is
her
thing
And
I
don't
know
if
it's
the
pressure
Where
paper
meets
the
passion
and
the
pleasure
We
all
got
a
work
to
survive
So
now
she's
popping
up
at
shows
Taking
pictures
on
her
own
And
at
first
it
wasn't
cool
But
fuck
it
we
let
it
go
Until
I
saw
her
in
some
rapper's
tracksuit,
I
felt
a
way
She
told
me
it
was
work
and
she
was
in
some
studio
Taking
pictures
and
I
just
sighed
Some
halfway
wannabe
rappers
that
fed
her
lies
He
ain't
looking
for
no
pictures
I
know
it's
your
profession
But
read
their
intentions
They
ain't
paying
male
photographers
to
shoot
that
same
session
And
that
felt
so
disrespectful,
standing
on
our
dreams
And
crushing
'em,
I
just
told
her
it's
nothing
do
what
you
need
to
do
If
I
ain't
feeding
you
Then
my
opinion's
all
I'm
giving
when
I
speak
to
you
Cause
I
don't
have
the
right
Why
should
girls
be
punished
for
a
male's
dirty
mind?
When
I
think
about
it
now,
I'm
ashamed
to
the
core
I
mean
how
many
men
stop
their
women
From
achieving
what
they
can
because
In
secret
they've
been
feelig
insecure
And
I
can't
handle
my
emotions,
it's
probably
why
I
didn't
see
her
Talent
when
I
shoulda
been
supporting
and
promoting
Like
I
didn't
have
a
platform,
a
voice
and
a
following
With
everyone
I
knew
I
really
coulda
do
a
lot
of
things
to
help
chase
her
dream
But
instead
of
me
to
grow
into
the
person
that
she
needs
I
acted
like
I
couldn't
see
And
I
don't
mean
to
say
this
like
I
don't
trust
the
girl
But
how
can
I
trust
her
if
I
don't
trust
myself?
And
even
girls
can
get
tempted
you
know
how
it
goes
What
if
she
meets
a
bigger
rapper
when
she's
at
a
show?
What
if
he
sees
her
backstage?
What
if
he
selling
lots?
What
if
he's
got
a
bigger
car,
got
a
better
watch?
That
doesn't
bother
me,
she
really
ain't
material
It's
all
the
little
things
they
do
that
put
the
fear
in
you
What
if
he
actually
replies?
What
if
he
phones
her
too?
What
if
he's
doing
all
the
things
that
I'm
supposed
to
do?
What
if
he's
listening,
laughing,
relating?
What
if
he
even
cares
to
ask
her
how
her
day's
been?
What
he's
trying
to
give
her
everything
she
needs
And
expects
from
the
one
damn
person
that
she's
dating?
I
shoulda
helped
her
follow
her
dream
But
instead
I
held
her
back
and
had
her
following
me
And
boys
got
a
brave
face
so
you'll
never
know
That
hurts
just
as
much
when
you
let
them
go
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