Lyrics My Best Bipolar German Friend - David Bustamante

I was once having a beer on my own in a bar pretty known
When the girl close to mine
Oh Gosh! It was a beautiful one
Smiled to me and said

Why don't you come to my place?
I feel horny today
I got shocked!
There I was
Waiting while she was in the bath
And after hearing the flush

She started dancing, jumping, bounding and clapping
Tyrolean way

Suddenly
She took a gun
Shot me down
Turned around and run