Lyrics Toilet Paper's Gone - Day by Dave

All fricking toilet paper's gone
What the bloody hell is going on?
It's three days now
I've been wiping with leaves
But they almost gone
So I've moved onto receipts
Where's all of the toilet paper gone?
What the bloody hell is going on?
Karan stop buying all the toilet roll
You maniac
There's more of us
There's more of us
Think about all the other folks out there
Who need to wipe their ass
Please share with us
Please share with us
Could get a few packs
But you whole cart's stacked
Don't buy in mass
You have enough
You have enough
You've lost control
That's excessive toilet roll
How much do you crap?
Just share the stuff
Just share the stuff
All fricking toilet paper's gone
What the bloody hell is going on?
It's three days now
I've been wiping with leaves
But they almost gone
So I've moved onto receipts
All fricking toilet paper's gone
What the bloody hell is going on?
It's three days now
I've been wiping with leaves
But they almost gone
So I've moved onto receipts
Where's all of the toilet paper gone?
What the bloody hell is going on?