Lyrics The Money Song - Dean Martin , Jerry Lewis

If you got it you don't need it
If you need it you don't got it
You don't get shame on you
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Them that have it get more of it
Less they need it the more they love it
And it sticks to them like glue
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Ask the rich man he'll confess
Money can't buy happiness
Ask the poor man he don't doubt
But he'd rather be miserable with than without

If you spend it please be wiser
If you save it you're a miser
You don't want it you're cuckoo
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La la money
Oh shut up Jerry what are you doing
I'm singing [DM] This is singing
Don't you like it [DM] No I don't like it you want to sing with me
Can I sing with you [DM] Sure you can
All right

If I do not need it badly
Folks will give it to you gladly
But I need it
Nuts to you
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If I am lucky and I make it
You'll be frightened [D] But who can take it
The Internal Revenoooooooo
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Birds don't got it still they sing
Eating winds up on the wing
Ideal lives some folks affirm
So OK you're a bird but suppose you're a woman
It's a bad thing oh yes very
For the germs and sanitary
Will you have some [JL] Oh thank you
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If I got it [JL] Who's got it [DM] I don't need it [JL] But I need it
If you need it [JL] And I need it [DM] You don't got it [JL] But I want it
You can't get it shame on you [JL] What can I do
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Them that have it [JL] Where'd they get it [DM] Get more of it [JL] Can they keep it
The less they need it [JL] Who don't need it [DM] The more they love it [JL] And how they love it
And it sticks to them like glue [JL] Boo hoo
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Money money we love you
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