Lyrics The Beard Song - Demun Jones

Well I've been called Al Qaeda
Osama bin Laden
But what about Jesus
In case you've forgotten
This country we love
Was built on the good book
So don't go blaming JC
If your preachers a crook

All my brothers with beards
Raise up your beers
Let that thing grow out
From ear to ear
If you can't see my dimples
I'm so sorry dear
This ain't no shave November's
No shaving this year

Maxed out IRA's
And 401k's
With the money I've saved
On my three razor blades
Gonna get me a Harley
Beard blowin' in the wind
Quite legendary
Like old Abe Lincoln
We got a name for folks without beards
They call them women around here

All my brothers with beards
Raise up your beers
Let that thing grow out
From ear to ear
They say you're so cute clean shaven
I'm so sorry dear
This ain't no shave November's
No shaving this year

I ain't no Bocephus
Or David Allan Coe
I ain't no great singer
I was the first one to know
But when I'm on stage
Singin' my song
All the girls rush the front row
Cause my beard is so long

All my brothers with beards
Raise up your beers
Let that thing grow out
From ear to ear
If you can't see my dimples
I'm so sorry dear
This ain't no shave November's
No shaving this year

All my brothers with beards
Raise up your beers
Let that thing grow out
From ear to ear
They say you're so cute clean shaven
I'm so sorry dear
This ain't no shave November's
No shaving this year