Lyrics Jones-Woods 2022 - Diana Jones-Woods

Hello and welcome
To the 2022 presidential debate
I'm Hunny with MomCrave
And here with me
Is Republican candidate
Miss Diana Jones-Woods.
Miss Jones-Woods,
Following the impeachment of
Former president Joe Biden,
What are your plans
For saving America?
How will you fix it?
Hello you all
And welcome to the show
Diana is
A big fat hoe
Diana plans to save the earth
Force everyone vegan
And quench your thirst
Diana wants to make water free
Diana will ban all vaccines
Free vibrators if you're over 13
Diana wants you all to cream
No more mandates
We've had enough
No more vaccines
Yes, that is tough
If you use twitter
You're executed
Unless you stan me
Then you're excluded
BTS stans
Will face my wrath
And Taylor stans
Will eat my ass
Diana will force Gaga stans
To go outside and touch some grass
Diana will set immigrants free
Cause no ones free on stolen land
Diana will help you masturbate
Just ask for help and she'll lend a hand
Diana will give stimulus checks
Cause fuck the fake money debt
Diana will fuck all the rich
And make them give us a check
Diana will make healthcare free
Diana wants to get surgery
Diana will defund the police
Put money into public school fees
Diana will close private schools
And make racial theory taught
Diana will make all the girls
From housewives into thots
Very good!
Now for our last question.
What would you like
To say about your fellow
Candidates? Any closing words?
Donald Trump was impeached
And his presidency was wack
Hillary is nice and hot
But she always doing crack
Bernie is a great candidate
But his policies will cost too much
And Pete is a closeted bottom
America don't need that fuss